Omc...

Isn't this awful?

I'm still trying to figure my life out and unfortunately, it doesn't want to unravel. It's such a shame the world revolves around money... if creativity and imagination were worth cash, I'd... well, I wouldn't sell mine, but I'd probably rent it out for science projects, fashion shows, and design competitions. Be crazy to sell it, I worked so hard to build it.

So right now, I'm on the phone making that call nobody wants to make when they're grasping at straws, and still have to make a trip to that place nobody wants to visit when they're grasping at the aforementioned straws. It hurts bad, but that could also be hunger.

And what's up with the wait music? I hear it over and over again, but it's so blandly generic, I'm positive it couldn't possibly ingrain its melody into my gray matter without managing a hostage situation.

i hate weddings

Really. They take a lot of time to plan bridal showers for. I know I ended that sentence with a preposition, but trust me, that's the best grammar you're going to get out of me this week.

Dear Arizona,

You know, you've always been my go-to beverage when I had little or lots of pocket money and a thirst for power and fruit punch. But now that Brisk has come out with it's 24 oz. wallops of liquid, I'm torn. I know I've cheated on you, but I just can't help it. They offer lemonade all by itself. And mango with dragonfruit. And... peach iced tea.

Brisk and I have a relationship that... you just can't understand.

But you and I will always have Arnold Palmer... We'll always have Arnold.

Love, Brie

The Webb

The Webb seems to be working out very well. At least for me. I've been tinkering with it today, and I feel pretty great about the content going up. Granted, I don't have a lot of tutorials at the moment, but I do have lots of stories and photos.

And wow, I've never had to delve so far into my memory for html bits. My brain is mush. But today was a productive day, and tomorrow shall be, too.

Oh, wait, it IS tomorrow right now. Then yesterday was productive, and so shall be today. Also. Too. And. Including. As such. Hence.

Treebeard

OMC Work is so fun when you're listening to awesome bands rock out... It's like having an ice cream sundae with shards of sweet guitar jubilee inside of your ears.

Khayotikk's Wikkid Webb

Today, I'm announcing the birth of Khayotikk's Wikkid Webb. If you're a fan of my tutorials and projects, that's where you'll be able to find them. Maybe you think you've seen them all, but you never know what you may have missed.


Check it out today!:)

Jake likes water.

Jake is my little brother. Actually, he's Boyfriend's younger brother. He's an odd sort of dude with weird words and weird ways. And he likes water.

He just went into a four-minute shpiel about water and how awesome and amazing it is. He went on and on about it, and after awhile, it got annoying.

Granted, yes, water is fooken phenomenal. It cleanses and refreshes, especially today when the heat combined with the heat index was soulfully b*tchin', to say the least.

But his random object-love rants can go a bit borderline fanatic. "Pickles are cucumbers, at first."

Meanwhile, I like tea, and you've seen where that landed me, so I suppose we're in the same boat on that one.

Drink up, Jakee Bake.

Comfort Food Part II

This is how you make my kind of tuna sandwich:
3 cans of chunk light tuna in water
1 can of solid white albacore
Brown mustard
Yellow mustard
Mayonnaise
LOTS of honey mustard
4 sweet gherkins
Black pepper

Lay a good size glob on two slices of white bread and you've just won my heart. Perfect sandwich for a summer day.

Awolnation

I really liked the song "Sail", without having seen the artist. Then I watched the original video and the singer doesn't even match the voice. Am I the only one who feels this way? I expected somebody who looked like the vampire from the Fallout Boy videos. Or somebody who looks like Shaun Morgan.

That's just my thoughts on it.